Eh.

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, US Men's Swimming, pg13. Unbeta'ed.

( 09.11.2008 )

I finally did it. I wrote all-the-way Phelps/Lochte. Whoo. Of course it's not a very serious treatment of the subject matter... Whatever. It's maybe a prequel to Bernard Ain't Got Nothin' On You.

And yay! The Phelps parade is October 4th! *begins to sharpen hunting observation skills*

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, NC17. Unbeta'ed.

( 09.09.2008 )

The identities of the peoples within have been withheld for their own safety.

... But I'm going to label the pair, so I'm sorry in advance. Profusely sorry.

:: Bob Bowman/Michael Phelps, US Men's Swimming, R? Unbeta'ed.

( 09.07.2008 )

But not the pr0n leidy wanted, for this I am sorry.

:: Ryan Lochte/Michael Phelps, US Men's Swimming, (hard)G. Unbeta'ed.

( 'Hard G?' I'm retarded. )

So the Bob Costas thing is still in full effect. datenshiblue wrote a great little complimentary Bob Costas/Jason Lezak piece you can find here.

As for the new, here is.

:: Michael Phelps/Bob Costas, R. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.28.2008 )

I hate the damn city. Screw the concrete and the crowds. But apparently the little Michael Phelps voice in my head likes it, even when he's not having anything to do with anything.

Then again... if I had the condo he just bought? Hell, I might just love B-more too.

:: (no real mention of) Michael Phelps, G. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.27.2008 )

I must have, or else I wouldn't be writing shit like this.

:: Bela Karolyi/Bob Costas (as told by Michael Phelps), R. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.26.2008 )

This is for saya415, because she liked the ear-grabbing so much. ^_^ I'm sorry. I can't write good porn under pressure, apparently.

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, R. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.25.2008 )

Gasp, gasp, this isn't slash. It is Michael Phelps, however. It's what I get for sitting in front of the computer this morning and going, "I can't write. I can't do it." It's a little introspective.

:: Michael Phelps, G. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.24.2008 )

Man. It's sad that it's a hundred times harder for me to write in the comfort of my own home than it is to write at work. Ah, well.

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, US Men's Swimming, PG. Unbeta'ed.

( 08.23.2008 )